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17. Fat Chick or Midget?

One afternoon backstage during The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice Oneal and Dante Nero entered into debate with one of the most feverishly battled topics of this millennium... which would you rather do? A fat chick or a midget? Please help us put and end to this historic argument by voting below.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Episode Date: September 24, 2007 | Comments24 Comments
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Reader Comments (24)

you guys are fucking sick, but i would fuck a fat chick. they try harder.

Sep 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterRJ

i would fuck a midget just grab her by one hand and fling on ur pens

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSpartaNGomez

I'm surprised that this is even an issue. As long as she isn't disgustingly fat, I could fuck a fat girl all day and night, but a midget just plain creeps me out.

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCunt Puncher

all im a say is this, da fat chick cant be blob fat, like her skin and flesh could swallow your body whole...otha than that she cant have heart problems...i dont wanna fuck her into a stroke.

A midgit just sounds bad cuz u gotta get special shit so you can fuck her...like a high chair or a fuckin step ladder, but the 1 benefit is she has 2 stand up 2 suck ya dick and that's just magic...cuz u wish ur woman had 2 stand up and suck ya dick...das da shit!

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

Funny shit. I'd choose the fat chick mos def, more cushion for the pushin' as they say. Plus it's damn near guaranteed that she'll make me breakfast in the morning.

The very last frame of the video says, "Visit www.patriceoneale.com to vote!" Did someone forget how to spell Patrice's last name?

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDale Cruse

I'm not into midgets but how can you not even if jusst for the story

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterReal man

I agree I 'd fuck a midget just so I can tell my boys.

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCunt Puncher

is von a midget? cause i wanna fuck her fat titayz!!!

Sep 25, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteryeah boyee

Come on this is no contest..
A FAT GIRL...
They give better head....
cuz there always hungry.....

Sep 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTrulzee

Ok for me I've been fucking fat chicks for a awhile now. It's a novelty thing, like eating chicken one day then steak the other. Now a midget shiiit that never really appealed to me before BUT if its a choice between the fatty and the dwarf I'd choose the midget.

Sep 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterWhatever

Aha Ha! oh shit Trulzee u crazy blood! But you're right.

Definetly a fat chick.....all day.

Sep 26, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermastamace

A fat midget chick FTW. If she has a flat head I can put my ashtray on it and smoke my cigar while she's giving me head. Plus, if she makes fun of my tiny cock I can say "YOU LITTLE FUCKING TROLL, I"LL POUR GASOLINE ON YOUR LEGS AND BURN YOU UNTIL YOU'RE RUNNING ON TWO FIREPLACE LOGS"

Even midget chicks need to be kept in line.

Sep 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterHump-X

I'd fuck a fat chick. Here's the reason, you can control how fat you want this chick to be. There are so many different sizes of fat that you can pick and choose. Also If you get a fat chick, you know she's gonna be keepin' her pussy clean in hopes that she gets some dick that she's craving. With a midget you get the same features, a fat head and an oversized ass.

Sep 28, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKevSlider

If Dante fucks a midget, that shit will look like an albino rhino wearing a flesh fanny pack!!

Sep 29, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterbigdamnbam

The fat bitch you should fuck is Mt. Fugi from "GLOW" Wrestling

Sep 29, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterbigdamnbam

I'd do the midget. My unit would look enormous to her!! Although I'm average, I've done fat chicks and 80% of the time it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!!

Oct 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterOutlaw

I would have to be on top and the lights would have to be off for me to do either one. I'd have to go with the fat chick though...as long as she didn't smell.

Oct 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSamsCamera

WHats up with the cooking show music ???

Von is hot son!!!!

Nice ta-ta s

Oct 14, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdeez-nuTz

i would fuck von

Nov 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterduh

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