15. Patrice for President
What would the world be like if Patrice Oneal were president of the United States? With the help of the cast from The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice outlines his positions on the main issues and then some. Will Patrice really throw in his hat for the 2008 election? Would you vote for him? Let us know.
ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
Episode Date: September 10, 2007
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Reader Comments (33)
One of the funniest episodes so far.
damn right i'd vote for patrice. and FUCK is Von (aka first ho) hot or what??
yo this one funny as shit you got my vote if you can make harris do that hucka buck shuffle one mo' time
its funny as hell, but its all true!
wow! this shit is funny, especially the condom thing!!! I wish I could find a chick like Von tho, god damn!!!
Leave it to Patrice to find to way to make abortion and cancer funny. Actually, I have to give the cancer being funny thing to Harris. Homie was actually funny when he did that goofy ass dance in the background.
p.s.
TIG OL' BITTIES!!!!!!!!
'Til next week bitches!
ha-ha-larious.
The funniest one yet! I love this shit. Makes my fuckin day everytime!
the girl on your show is "over hot" she is roasting...can i borrow her?
Just JOKING
Peace hope you get a TV deal SOON!!!
You are funny as hell.I subscribed and can't wait to receive the next show.
This is prob my fav episode so far. The ones w/ just Patrice talkin' shit are the best. Keep it up!
.............and Von does look good.
Funny as hell, but fuck i want a Von of my own...she needs ta make a sex doll or sum shit...Aye Patrice, I think von wants 2 b tied up and peed on!
Her face lit the fuck up!
But u need 2 be n TV to make Carlos get off the air!
Yo Von is fucking nice yo. Those tittes are waiting for a nice coating of man-sauce. Anyway that shit about condoms was funny as hell, I would never fuck a girl after she said that. And Harris was actually funny give that lame a cookie.
OH MAN, NOW THAT'S REALLY OFF THE CHAIN FUNNY RIGHT THERE !
NO DOUBT I WOULD VOTE FOR PATRICE..
HARRIS AS THE BLACK PANTHER OF BLACK JUSTICE, VON AS SLUTTY
HO CONDELESSA RICE,WIL AS P.DIDDY VICE PRESIDENT.I LIKE DANTE'S ROLE AS THE SWEATY SECRET SERVICE..
THAT KISS VON AND PATRICE DID WILL BE ALL OVER YOU TUBE SOON
AND ALMOST TO THE END OF THE CLIP, HARRIS HAD ME ROLLIN' ON THE FLOOR LAUGHNING.. THIS GREAT COMEDY GET 5 STARS!!!
Screw Thompson, Romney and Clinton. Patrice for President in 2008.
"Let's just bounce!" Hilarious.
FUNNIEST episode yet!!!!
i usually don't laugh out loud and I did for this one....I PISSED MY PANTs. NOOLES?!?!?!?!?! fUKIN HALARIOUS
btw....pATRICE, i WANNA BE YO MONICA, I HAVE A BLUE DRESS AND I GIVE GOOD HEAD!
Loved this !
Patrice-I'd like to see Dick Cheney pull off that track suit.
Von-Porno hot.
Dante-You looked more like a limo driver than an agent.
Bryan-would be trying to run the country behind Patice's back.
Wil-Should be selling mortgages.
Harris-70's Black Panther who set back the movvement 30 years with that fuckin' dance. Maybe that should be a show? Harris the goofy black panther who can't be taken seriously.
Please don't ever stop doing this Patrice. You are hysterical. Let's do lunch. I know a place that makes great cheetah heels.
Haha, three other things I just caught watching this again.
1. Dante's "Too small for your face Top Gun sunglasses" suck!
2. Bryan calls you "Mr. O'Neal". Can't even call you "Mr. President". Is that racist? I'm not even sure what is anymore.
3. I spelled "Patrice" wrong in my post. I stink.