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10. Dyke Punching

It is the Patrice Oneal Show's most desperate of hours. The combination of low viewership and executive pressure has caused the cast to perform a last ditch effort for better ratings... knocking out a dyke every hour on the hour until the show becomes a hit.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Reader Comments (31)

GO DANTE!!!

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBirdo

gold!

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercubanvolta

OOOOOOOOOOH! LMAO!!!!!!!

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commenter.

beyond funny! patrice is the fucking man...i can't wait for the show!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterjenn74

OMG! She really slapped the shit outta Wils, that was golden!! This show is gonna be a hit, Patrice you doin it real big man. I heard your interview on Street Rich Magazine, and can't wait to see your show, at least seeing Harris get beat up again, lol

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCarter27

DAAAAAAMN PATRICE ! YOU ARE REALLY DESPARATE BRO.. I HOPE YOUR NUMBERS DO GO UP... HELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO KNOCK A DYKE'S ASS OUT EVERY HOUR.. MAYBE TWO DYKES ! MAKE IT A TRIPLE MATCH ! LOL !!!! PEACE !!

Aug 6, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterterencebigdaddy

OH YEAH, THAT LAST BROTHER GAVE THAT DYKE A SAFARI PUNCH !
HE KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT THAT DYKE'S ASS ! LIGHTS OUT BITCH !
LOL !!!

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterterencebigdaddy

You are hilarious Patrice without a doubt keep up the funny.

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterFucktheHaters

lmao! give me something to look forward to every monday. this da best thing since Chappelle Show.

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBang Samson

Lame. so boring i tuned out

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCeCe

cece must be a dyke and took offense. actually, lesbians i know have a better sense of humor than that, so i would say cece is just lame herself, and should stay tuned out so no one is here to ruin the fun. that shit was beyond funny. im staying tuned in!

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersoshutup

we know that the only positve comments are comming from patrice's boyz...wake up y'all the show is lame. I ain't no hater...and u wish u could be a dyke!

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCeCe

oh, its so lame that you revisited the show's site (that you don't like) to what? read and post more comments? sounds like a hater to me! dumb bitch. get a life.

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersoshutup

Oh shit son! Yo Harris you redeemed yourself on this one nigga. The ending was funny as hell. I was about call false advertisement on this one, and I kept wondering "Yo, when are they going hit this bitch?!"

I visit cuz I usta like the show. Patrice is a funny brotha, but this show is draggin him down. I liked first couple a shows. But after it got lame. Sad. Bring back the funny patrice like the trailer episode, that wuz some funny shit.

Aug 11, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCeCe

eat shit cece. this show is funny as hell. your trying to drag it down with your opinion. i vote to have a knock cece out episode.

Aug 11, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersoshutup

God damn, I sat and watched every trailer... SEVERAL times! I love it, and I hope HBO picks it up so they can keep it dirty. Patrice is really funny, I first heard him on the O&A Show.

Get those sponsors Patrice-

Aug 12, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermrsdot

Fuck what CeCe posted, the show is funny as hell. Keep doing what you feel is funny and bump these haters. As far as CeCe, her father wore open-toe cleats and has a three finger toe- ring that says "Kick It"..

Aug 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBIGDAMNBAM

Patrice is the only funny dude on the entire show. all the others are just dead weight. Besides to me the funniest skit was the "Friendly Fire" episode by far the funniest of them all. The Jew and the Iranian played off of his comedic talent like seasoned pros.

Aug 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterYeah_whatever

Yo....i've been watching this shit every week at work and the shit HILARIOUS!! Whatever I need to do to boost up ratings let me know nigga!! For real, this just is too funny not to be shown!!

Aug 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLo

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