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9. Harris the Security Guard

THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN RECALLED BY ORDER OF P.O. DO NOT WATCH THIS EPISODE.

In Episode 1, "Brainstorming", Harris had a dream. This week, Patrice and the cast of "The Patrice Oneal Show" help to make that dream come true. Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly present the making of "Harris, the I Don't Give a Fuck Security Guard" - be warned.

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ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

Episode Date: July 30, 2007 | Comments17 Comments
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Reader Comments (17)

yo, harris is goddamn ugly.
funny shit as always

Jul 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterRJ

HARRIS SUX

I cant wait to see that skinny nigga get slapped next week.

Aug 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMoorehead

Not as funny as the others...

Aug 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCeCe

Oh my god....Harris has eyes!

Aug 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBirdo

Boring as all hell. Keep trying fatass.

Aug 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterGregg

Wasn't feelin' this one. I put all the blame on Harris. Fucked up as it was, Patrice was right when he said dude has personality of an old elephant tusk (dude just pulls obscure analogies out of nowhere!). Y'all niggas better come harder next time.

Yo Patrice if this shit doesn't work out, just have your girl do softcore porn. No disrespect, but I'd buy that shit nigga!

you'd BUY softcore porn? weirdo

anyway, patrice, your friends are dragging you down. by yourself you're the funniest guy i've ever seen, but this format just doesn't suit you

Aug 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteryeah

based on the surprise about softcore porn, you must be a girl.

your stupid, and so is everyone else. its a new show they are putting together. how can it be perfectly funny everytime? to me, seeing the process is entertaining all by itself. the good and bad.

so why dont you leave "the format" to the experts like, hummmm Patrice, his cast , and the people producing it.

and if you idiots knew how to count, i'd say 1 bad one out of 9 is pretty damn good.

Aug 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteryouguysdontsuck

I think I bust a rib just laughning at harris ! LOL !!!!
A security guard that don't give a fuck, but takes a shit all the time, now that's real !
Get harris to walk like a white man and you will have the security guard !

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterterencebigdaddy

The laughing that began at 1:48 just killed me. Patrice's laugh is the greatest.

Aug 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSamsCamera

the fact that this was recalled was hilarious....

Aug 20, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterjh

Can we see you and your girl making out or something? do you two know how to kiss?

Aug 21, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterbravo

"It's Harris the i don't give a fuck," hey, wait who the fuck gave Harris an episode!

Aug 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

harris needs to shave the beard...the nigga just a pair of sandals short of lookin like a black jesus with his grill stuck up in a vice...

Oct 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterj on the island

What the fuck was this wack-ass, self indulgent shit about? Are you for real? This shit stunk up the web as much as I'm sure that Harris' poo stunk up the set. Get's some jokes. This blows...

Nov 24, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermrbobbito

I'm against the recall!

Jan 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterI.P. Freely

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