9. Harris the Security Guard
THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN RECALLED BY ORDER OF P.O. DO NOT WATCH THIS EPISODE.
In Episode 1, "Brainstorming", Harris had a dream. This week, Patrice and the cast of "The Patrice Oneal Show" help to make that dream come true. Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly present the making of "Harris, the I Don't Give a Fuck Security Guard" - be warned.
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ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
Episode Date: July 30, 2007
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yo, harris is goddamn ugly.
funny shit as always
HARRIS SUX
I cant wait to see that skinny nigga get slapped next week.
Not as funny as the others...
Oh my god....Harris has eyes!
Boring as all hell. Keep trying fatass.
Wasn't feelin' this one. I put all the blame on Harris. Fucked up as it was, Patrice was right when he said dude has personality of an old elephant tusk (dude just pulls obscure analogies out of nowhere!). Y'all niggas better come harder next time.
Yo Patrice if this shit doesn't work out, just have your girl do softcore porn. No disrespect, but I'd buy that shit nigga!
you'd BUY softcore porn? weirdo
anyway, patrice, your friends are dragging you down. by yourself you're the funniest guy i've ever seen, but this format just doesn't suit you
based on the surprise about softcore porn, you must be a girl.
your stupid, and so is everyone else. its a new show they are putting together. how can it be perfectly funny everytime? to me, seeing the process is entertaining all by itself. the good and bad.
so why dont you leave "the format" to the experts like, hummmm Patrice, his cast , and the people producing it.
and if you idiots knew how to count, i'd say 1 bad one out of 9 is pretty damn good.
I think I bust a rib just laughning at harris ! LOL !!!!
A security guard that don't give a fuck, but takes a shit all the time, now that's real !
Get harris to walk like a white man and you will have the security guard !
The laughing that began at 1:48 just killed me. Patrice's laugh is the greatest.
the fact that this was recalled was hilarious....
Can we see you and your girl making out or something? do you two know how to kiss?
"It's Harris the i don't give a fuck," hey, wait who the fuck gave Harris an episode!
harris needs to shave the beard...the nigga just a pair of sandals short of lookin like a black jesus with his grill stuck up in a vice...
What the fuck was this wack-ass, self indulgent shit about? Are you for real? This shit stunk up the web as much as I'm sure that Harris' poo stunk up the set. Get's some jokes. This blows...
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I'm against the recall!