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7. Last White Man Alive

While directing the segment "The Last White Man Alive" for an episode of "The Patrice Oneal Show", Patrice Oneal runs into a few obstacles - primarily Dante Nero, Wil Sylvince and Harris Stanton's terrible acting, an awful script and, once again, a barely clothed Bryan Kennedy's inability to say the n-word.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Episode Date: July 16, 2007 | Comments26 Comments
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Reader Comments (26)

funny episode as always.
but y'all need to stop using those wack ass garageband drum beats.

Jul 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterRJ

You and your boys always crack me up. Especially DAnte and his Male Model wannabe shit.

Why does Brian have trouble saying Nigga?


Jul 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCunt Puncher

Dante Nero is fine! Is he spoken for? The girl is beautiful! Leave poor Brian alone!! This show rocks!!

Jul 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterHeather D

That was straight up funny, crazy, stupid.Had me rolling on the floor crying.

Jul 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMsToniB

I love how Brian is so scared to say niggas in a skit but can include it when its not needed. Punk. Hurry up and put on some full episodes. Can wait to see those. When you coming to Seattle, Patrice?

Jul 17, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMoorehead

Yo, Dante is the whitest nigga I have ever seen. You sure he's black? And that thing on his ear is just silly...he just wants attention.
Very funny skits guys, keep it up. I think these out-takes will be better then the actual show ( if you ever make one )

Jul 17, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTommy

Hell yeah I love these.

Jul 17, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAnthony

Not as funny as the others. Too long.

Jul 17, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCeCe

Patrice has food in his hand, what a surprise? You can't feed diabetes to cure it retard.

Jul 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterWill

Jeez, Harris leans forward way too much, I'm suprised that he hasn't tripped and fallen down yet.

That line about Bryan's nipples was hilarious.

Jul 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBirdo

Great! Love it. Ha ha.

Jul 20, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersteve garfield

don't people lean over when they hunt?! I think they did a great job at acting as if they didn't know better, can't wait till next week!

Jul 20, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdiana

U guys r hilarious!!!!!!! funny stuff!!

Jul 26, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterk

This show is stupid as hell, but its funny, yall might as well just chill, dont even try to make a show and just talk shit to each other.the results would be the same

Jul 28, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdtoppin

are these other niggas even comics, it seems like yall are just patrice's peoples that he cracks on,but its still funny as shit though.

Jul 28, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdtoppin

Patrice eats white woman ! Now that's a show to watch !
That clip,Last white man alive was funny.. I could not stop laughning at Harris and the other two brothers portraying to find this last white dude...
Let the brothers have some dogs to make the scene more life like to snif out the white dude more quickly.. Hell we get
sniffed out by police dogs all the time. why not a white man ?
Good luck Patrice !

Aug 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterterencebigdaddy

hahaha, he said motherfuckin coon. Keep up the good shit Patrice so you can afford some better people around you

Aug 14, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDucati

Dis is so funny i look at white dudes and say

"My god, ur still alive"

Just so they can freak out!

And when Patrice walked past Wil, Dante, and Harris while they were talking made me shit my pants cuz they looked at him at him like

"Who the fuck was that?"

Aug 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

If Bryan was really the last white man alive......white people would be fucked!!!!

Aug 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

Patrice you are better than this.

Nov 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJames

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