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3. Sponsors

How do you get Patrice Oneal, who has free reign to do and say whatever he wants, to be serious for a moment and pitch a sponsor? You don't. Patrice Oneal and Bryan Kennedy attempt to record a few promotional messages for the newest sponsors of "The Patrice Oneal Show". 



ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Episode Date: June 18, 2007 | Comments20 Comments
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what the fuck was that? what fucking episode do you actually start the podcast?

Jun 18, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersomeasshole

how about starting the episodes by 0, 1, 2, 3, dummy. maybe then you will get it. but i doubt it. anyway, this shit is great! keep'em comin!!!!!!!

Jun 18, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteranother asshole

man what im trying to say is theres like 10 making of episodes already. fucking do the god dam podcast.

Jun 19, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersomeasshole

just watch the outtakes asshole

Jun 19, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteranother asshole

are you fucking retarded bitch? im complaining that there are too many outtakes and not 1 real episode yet. do you understand?

Jun 19, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersomeasshole

This is very very funny stuff.

I cant wait for the feature-length movie where you travel to London for some hilarious "London" antics!

Keep up the good work chaps (and ladies).

Mr Scot.

Jun 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMr Scot

Damn Patrice... you need to dig up the corpse of colin quinn and jingle the bones for a laugh..at least you all had a sense of chemistry instead of Your Midget white sidekick trying to figure out what's funny, at least just do your own thing like we expected.

Oh yeah... So where's the fucken podcast, I just keep seeing the same shit on all 4 episodes.

Sponsers? that had the be white boy mantra for money there, I mean who the fuck would call their clothing company KKK?! I mean shit, Mines called GreasyGrandma, but at least I'm not confused with a bunch of crackers from Alabama with a combined IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich... What'd they give you? A rope and some confederate money?

Jun 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterGreasyGrandMa

GreasyGrandMa, first of all, if you actually watched the video, you'd know your a complete fucking idiot. DID YOU NOTICE IT SAYS COMING SOON? Do you want me to buy you a rope so you can do us all a favor and leave the face of this earth? People like you are the reason our IQ is decending into the neverending pit. Join the masses, your no better then the 2 fuckheads fighting over outtakes. IT SAYS COMING SOON ON EVERY VIDEO, if you want to complain about his IQ, first check your own.

I won't argue cause I can already tell debating you would be just like me tossing a homeless guy some change. I'd rather not bring intelligence to your life, seems already your doing well with your stupidity. Good Luck with that.

Patrice O'neal, continue to disobey public standards, people like the comments posted here are the reason some comedians never get off the ground (unless they just aren't funny). That FOX interview is proof too, that lady can't try to rain on your parade when she herself is so damn uptight you can still see she still hasn't lost her virginity (sleeping with directors to get on their show doesn't count).

Jun 20, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAustin

I think that shit was funny as hell...and I don't think KKK sports wear is a real company jaskass.

Jun 20, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterNorthphilly

lol I think this is hilarious! I was seriously laughing...it seems like some people dont get the underlying joke...perhaps the point of the show is that there is no show? Just a thought, anyways I think this is too funny.

Be Blessed

Tgood

Jun 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTgood

here's an idea...The Patrice Oneal Post show after about the tenth coming soon Patrice Oneal Show!

Jun 22, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterjomama

"IT SAYS COMING SOON ON EVERY VIDEO" -Austin
Hello, exactly asshole! Theres like half a dozen episodes already and its still fucking coming soon.
Go stick your IQ up your ass.

Jun 23, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersomeasshole

I think that the coming soon is actually part of the title dummy. Let it go...you just dont get it.....

Jun 25, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteranotherasshole

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WAY TO READ DOUCHES

Jun 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAustin

Yo this was crazy funny!! I actually sat here and laughed out loud to myself. That's when you know the shit is really funny. Yo what's fucked up is, I think you're even more funny when you're tryin to be serious.

Although, I would like to see more of your talent Wil and less of the little white boy/man/midget. Nothing against white folks - I just don't think he's funny. At least not the type of funny you need in order to role with Patrice Oneal.

Jun 26, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKim

Another niger trying to make a dollar. YOU SUCK !! Get to the back of the bus.

Jul 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSame old asshole

my favorite part was the director trying to fix your collar! LOL

he ain't know! bless his heart. congrats patrice.

keep on doing your thing!

Jul 14, 2007 | Unregistered Commentertanyetta

It was good, but not as good as the other ones!

Aug 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

They got your fat ass doin sporsorship promotions? that is hilarious

Dec 14, 2007 | Unregistered Commentertheoneniggainomaha

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