Patrice, you should come do a show in Syracuse, NY.

I can tell a funny rape joke...

"I prevented a rape last night..."
"Really?"
"Yeah...

I changed my mind."

Hey, George Carlin knew that rape, or anything exxagerated can be funny. Maybe not to everyone, but to some people. He did a whole routine on it in "Parental Advisory, Explicit Lyrics".And it was funny.

I love Patrice. He speaks his mind, and he's very funny

Patrice Oneal is genius: he speaks his mind and maintains such a funny persona.

Patrice is one of the funniest people I have heard in a long time. I am a woman and I have no objection to to making "rape" jokes; it is only comedy and even I have to laugh at it.

STOP RAPE SAY "YES"
What a NAZI bitch

Its funny watching her speak for her employer and not speaking for herself. Shes not even speaking for the people, shes speaking for a business edicate of which doesn't even really exist. Everytime you see her on TV, its like watching a premade book speak the coments other people say about it. Shes a hallow shell, and its sad she can't act like a person. Hope one of these days she gets laid cause its been way to damn long haha

LMAO wow wat a convo lmao patrice was right thou

PATRICE!!! HAVE MY CHOCOLATE BABIES!

Nah, just kidding. But seriously.

Patrice, you're a funny guy, really. Like the lovechild of Eddie Murphy and Kevin Smith. Come to the UK and shake people up a bit.

Fuckin hilarious!! I feel you Patrice...keep droppin knowledge. They just don't know funny...bottom line.

Holy shit that was funny. I love the person laughing at the donkey punch reference.

@Kaosaur: Funny

HA HA Fuck that unfunny bitch. The best she's like, "You just don't get it." And Patrice just shruggs. Patrice Oneal shant be fucked with!!!!

I havent seen much from patrice lately, sad, i watched some of these videos and remember some of his stuff from a year or 2 back and he's damn hilarious. GIVE HIM SOME MOVIE OR GOOD TV COMEDY DEALS SOMEONE!!!!

Here is the funny part... rape this bitch, fuck this hoe, yadayadayada. Whether you laugh or not is inconsequintial, what is consequintial is that the news can shake a finger at bad words or "offensive jokes" but they have no problem showing wounded American soilders or dead Iraqis every hour on the hour on the minute of every day in plain sight and they don't realize how much more offensive violence and death is over anything a brain can generate. Tonights top story,Patrice Oneal says cumshot, but first this dead American soldier's corpse. Keep it going Patrice.

aight this is fucked. that bitch doesnt understand the fact that your supposed to laugh at life. wayyyy to fuckin up tight. and plus no matter what anybody says on tv, on the radio, if it offends you or you think its wrong... DONT FUCKIN WATCH OR LISTEN TO IT. SIMPLE FUCKIN SOLUTION TO ALL THOSE STUCK UP, HUMORLESS PEOPLE OUT THERE. NOBODY IS FORCING IT DOWN YOURE ARROGANT PROPER FUCKIN THOATS. CHIIILLLLL. FUCK CENSORSHIP AND ALL THAT BULLSHIT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH? WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT GO? WE"RE ALREADY GETTING FUCKED BY THE GOVERNMENT AS IT IS THAT WE CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THE RIGHTS THAT MADE THIS COUNTRY DESIRABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. ugh. just laugh. to all those people out there sharing the same opinion as patrices pro-censorship oponent, just laugh. live life. and laugh. how the fuck can u enjoy yourself being serious your whole life? and to those who are also against censorship "FUCK YEAAAH" you know how to live life.

Heard about this on O&A today!!
Patrice,you never did get an answer to your question
"Who are these people", and yeah you never will because
there are none, except other NOW HOs. I believe their
members now number about 136, globally!!
You're a super talent!

Dammit Patrice, if I was a woman.......I'd let you do me. You 100 ft uh uh gosh darn African American. Your not gonna beat me up are ya? Love Patrrice, you make me laugh my big pale ass off.

Goddammit she's dumb

you really represented it was very funny but very truthful they didnt know what they were talking about