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Awards Show Teaser

Instead of watching the 2girls1cup viral video clip, Patrice prepares the Internet for, "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewers' Awards show" - the episode that celebrates you, our viewers who watch the show as well as comment on our message boards with your beautiful, lovely, sick, disgusting, mean words. Be sure to tune in Monday December 10th for what may go down in Internet history as the single most important event of all time.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.


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Reader Comments (21)

my birthday is on the 10th. Make that shit extra special.

Dec 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterRJ

I hope it'll be funny, I got a lot people watching this site on my word.

Dec 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermanishevitz13

The Viewers' Awards, about fucking time, we get recognized. I can't fucking wait.

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCalico_Warrior

Could someone please replay Patrice doing that little dance on a loop to some 80's dance track like you spin me right round. Seriously man, turn that 5 second shit clip into 2 minutes or comedy gold.

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMad Maggie

Thanks for the shout out. Can't wait until next week

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMofongo

What Mad Maggie is trying to say is "Dance Nigga Dance, we need a Mandingo Macarena."

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterfutool

lol
this nigga said a fuckin hoot

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdaynek

You looked like a retarded overweight solid gold dancer in your gold tracksuit.

I still love you.

peace.

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAdam Z

I like dat...that was cool, i hope yall keep doin the show til Patrice dies, Von does porn, Harris gives up on acting, or Dante loses his keloidiness....I think i pulled my liver!

Dec 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

i aint goin' lie 2girls1cup gave me a hard on after i threwup. . .

shoutout to dedicating a show to the next show you're going to do .. .nothing like deceiving the ten fans that watch you're show hoping to catch von's nipple slip. .. - im like cheaa like a champ AKA friendly fiyah AKA yomommasawhore AKA Pat "friendly fiyahh" Tillman

The comment above mine by Pat whoever is just dumb. I cant even understand what he is saying. The only thing you do understand is the whole nipple slip thing. But who's not waiting for that? I guess he is just trying hard to be funny. Leave being funny to Patrice, Von's nipples, Wil's slurrs, etc. etc.

Dec 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdummy

Yo Patrice is da greatest comedian ever

Dec 5, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Deez

hahahha that shit was sitll funny....How do you make noise wit your fat? hahahahhaha..But I agree, you talkin about two girls eating shit..was funnier...

Dec 6, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDr.Wayal

Partice you are one of the funniest people ever! Cups of shit girls... FTW!

Dec 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKevin Smith

I AM NOT GOING TO MISS THIS SHIT !

Dec 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTERENCE JOHNSON

So thats what the two girl one cup is.... Some peoples children... I'm pretty sure that whats wrong wrong with America these days.. Any who Keep on keepin on. We love you in Humboldt County Ca.. You fuckin Monday..
Hugz-n-Hi-5'z

Dec 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTrulzee

A hoot indeed!!

Dec 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterFat man

i hope i win something... like a razor scooter or something... or a midget... a midget on a razor scooter?... cant wait!

Dec 10, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTHEZZ

Fat sounds for the win

Dec 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDionysus187

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