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21. Halo 3 Sucks

During a break on The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice Oneal and his production crew decided to kill some time by playing video games on the Xbox 360. After murdering all who challenged him at Halo 3, Patrice then created a monster by completely destroying his cameraman's ego while playing Madden '08. Luckily, we documented his victim's erosion.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Episode Date: October 22, 2007 | Comments20 Comments
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Haha, that was a good episode. Damn, either Patrice is good as hell or those guys fucking suck. Nah, they're probably both true. I can't talk though, I suck at Halo and Madden, but I'd fuck up anyone in Tekken(or any fighting game), NBA 2K8, and ...Virtua Tennis 3! Haha.

Oct 22, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSavior aka The Chosen One

I bet he'd whip your ass at Dungeons and Dragons though. Har har.

Oct 22, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCunt Puncher

"Shot me in the back like a true faggot." This show is hilarious, keep it up FYI.

Oct 22, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterburger champ

was a let down from pittens and the president ones

Oct 23, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSpartaNGomez

that's fucked up, u broke that man's livelyhood...Patrice you just set Greek's back 30,000 years in football...we haven't even lived that many...Fuck he sux...Jesus Christ...Stick to fighting in a tight tin suit and getting chased by a cat...and throwin the fuckin Javelin!

Oct 23, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBigg P

Patrice had a team of Hughmunguses. You rule

Oct 26, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterladbag

Hit me up on halo 3, x-box live it anywhere, anytime, any day. Azteck Hm is the gamertag.

Oct 27, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAzteck

Next time stand up smack him in the back of the head and say "Welcome to Thunderdome BITCH."

Oct 28, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTrulzee

"Tiptoe, through the tulips!" . . . omg if someone did that to me and STILL scored I would cry. This was hilarious man, just funny as entire hell!

Oct 29, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCarl

thanks for making me laugh...yet again :)

Oct 29, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermichelle

Beautiful. I suck at Halo and the 360 version of Madden. Play me in Gears or Saints Row and I would still suck...but not as bad. :alfdance:

Nov 1, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSamsCamera

rofl you better ask madden

Nov 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermaz

Made my nutz tingle from laughing

Nov 9, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdeez-nuTz

i love the randomness of this show :)

Nov 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterPJB

Patrice, lets play some COD4 or Halo3 , they'll be calling your ass toby when im thru with you for sure! Keep up the good work brotha.

gamertag: CLEVLNDFUNSQUAD

Dec 12, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLT

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!

Jan 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterI.P. Freely

Damn dude ass raped all Jon

Jan 25, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertyrell2110

I will kick ur ass in madden the gametag is my name

Apr 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commentershadowreaper215

Fuck Halo 3 yo, that shit is for kids. I'm surprised the guns dont shoot jelly beans.

GTA IV is out now so all other games are worthless.

Hit me up Patrice and we'll go kill some innocents in Libery City... gamertag is Evil L33

May 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEvil L33

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