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20. Pittens

This very disturbing episode of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! takes us deep into the secret underground, blood-filled world of pit fighting where the animal combatants are adorable baby kittens. This sport is known as 'pittens', as well as kitty combat and also known as pussy fights. After seeing this video, it's clear that Michael Vick is the one that is a pussy.

In case you were wondering, no reporters were harmed in the making of this video. We swear! Please support the Humane Society of the United States.

ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.

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Episode Date: October 15, 2007 | Comments18 Comments
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Reader Comments (18)

im in love with this show - and Patrice!

Oct 16, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteratl

Best episode to date. I laughed so hard I shit.

Oct 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCunt Puncher

Fuck my face hurts form laughin... You are a funny funny man..
Good show baby... Good show

Oct 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterTrulzee

This got to be the funniest shit on the net!!!!!

Oct 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterK.I.T.

This was the best and there are some funny episodes. Where the fuck else can you get a three legged cat or an asian chick to say "too much bloody pussy"?

Oct 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCLif

lmao love the show man, good shit

Oct 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSpartaNGomez

this is awesome! i luv pussy!

Oct 19, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteryanni

Von's anchor role in "Pittens" should have been extended. She was a BLAST! How about creating a skit for Von as an anchor commenting and presenting the real news with her own flavor?!

Oct 22, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

This one was outrageous! Im a fan!

"The Deep, Deep, Deep, Motherfukin' South!"

This shit was too funny.

Yeha you won but, you ain't win win nigga, feel me?? LMAO!!!

Oct 28, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBang Samson

All I can say is, GOD DAMN VON GOT TITTIES!!! . . . and very funny episode. . . and titties!

Oct 29, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterFormer Vick Fan

Bravo, Patrice! Well done.

Nov 2, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nov 5, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBradBeatdown

Crazy shit + nice tits

8)

Nov 9, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdeez-nuTz

lol! im hooked!

Nov 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterPJB

Kittens next to a bloody saw.......what more do you want.

Jan 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterI.P. Freely

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